If this were the late 1990s you’d see an ‘Under construction’ sign here
To put it as succinctly as possible, I’m updating this website. At some point. I didn’t like the previous webpage that stayed here for eons and really, this needs to be a proper website, filled with multiple pages that people can ignore.
Therefore I’ve written this utterly spartan notice in notepad.exe (how very old school) to tell you this.
If you want to catch up on my retrogaming, there’s always Reheated Pixels.